"Doing chest compressions during a code."
— Afterwards, senior tells you to go to the gym. (via imaresident)
"Watching TV in res lounge, surgeon comes in, reaches over and …takes the remote."
— WTF?? U aint kanye! (via imaresident)
"Pt does not speak a word of English."
— Bitch best know sign language! (via imaresident)
"sitting at a nursing station.
minding your own business.
phantom poop smell wafts by."

W.T.F. SHUT THE DOOR. (via imaresident)

at least it wasn’t C-Diff.

That stuff smells nastayy