Hipster patient: I drank barium before it was cool.

AWKWARD MOMENTS WHEN PATIENTS HIT ON ME

BUT WHAT DO I DO IF THEY’RE KINDA CUTE?

My hobbies include: 

  • Going through your previous ER charts and counting how many milligrams of Dilaudid you’ve gotten in the past year after trying to tell me you’re not a drug seeker
  • P.S. IT WAS MORE THAN 30mg!!!

I worked about 85 hours in a week and now I’m just lost at finding what to do with myself..

(In reality it’s more like figuring out ways to procrastinate on my studying)

Had a radiologist compliment me on my ability to read CTs last night

That was pretty awesome.

aspiringdoctors:

Continuing with the theme of questions we’ve seen in our askboxes (just a heads up: this is not in an attempt to mock you or belittle your concerns, ok? I have 5 questions regarding various angles of this subject, so I figured it would be efficient to make one big godzilla post instead of 5, ya…

Also seeing as I am the epitome of a black cloud there are supposed to be tornadoes in my area tonight.

I really hope this doesn’t happen as I would like to make it out unscathed tonight and would like a night free of trauma.

Now has internet after an almost week and can now return to regular posting!
I now also live in a house. 
No more campus living


The best part?

I have a dishwasher


You don’t know how much not have a dishwasher sucks until you spend three years without one.

aspiringdoctors:

So I’ve noticed on my blog and most of the other medblrs I follow that there have been a metric crapton (units= kg/crapⁿ, n=number of craps) of asks from concerned pre-meds about their grades. It’s the end of the year. You’re getting your grades. Activate freakout mode.

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aspiringdoctors:

And, the always amazing and wonderful ERmedicine sent me a present for finishing M1 because he is the sweetest.

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AND OMG IT CAME TODAY IN THE MAIL!!!

This is my best grumpy cat frown.

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Thank you ERmedicine!!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!

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We have a collaborative series coming up for anxious pre-meds! Starting Friday! Hang onto your hats!

ITS SO CUTE

And expect some insight from both sides on pre-med and the ever boding existential anxiety