Also seeing as I am the epitome of a black cloud there are supposed to be tornadoes in my area tonight.
I really hope this doesn’t happen as I would like to make it out unscathed tonight and would like a night free of trauma.
Now has internet after an almost week and can now return to regular posting!
I now also live in a house.
No more campus living
The best part?
I have a dishwasher
You don’t know how much not have a dishwasher sucks until you spend three years without one.
Aspiring Doctors: AspDocs + ERmedicine present: Calm Your Tits, Pre-Meds. Part 1- GRADES/GPA -
So I’ve noticed on my blog and most of the other medblrs I follow that there have been a metric crapton (units= kg/crapⁿ, n=number of craps) of asks from concerned pre-meds about their grades. It’s the end of the year. You’re getting your grades. Activate freakout mode.
I…
And, the always amazing and wonderful ERmedicine sent me a present for finishing M1 because he is the sweetest.
AND OMG IT CAME TODAY IN THE MAIL!!!
This is my best grumpy cat frown.
Thank you ERmedicine!!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!
We have a collaborative series coming up for anxious pre-meds! Starting Friday! Hang onto your hats!
ITS SO CUTE
And expect some insight from both sides on pre-med and the ever boding existential anxiety
Uh, excuse me? What am I doing here? I work here. What are you doing here? Oh yea, you’re pretending to have diverticulitis when you don’t and you just really wanted a pelvic because you’ve been douching your hoo-ha with vinegar. Splendid.
Vinegar…

going on a week break for finals
good luck on exams everyone!
DO NOT COME INTO THE ER AND PRETEND TO HAVE STAGE IV COLON CANCER JUST SO YOU CAN GET DILAUDID. IT IS WRONG. MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE. IT MAKES ME WANT TO GIVE YOU CANCER SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE IN PAIN.

The MCAT physics seems to be murdering me over everything else.
At least I have 2 months to learn all of this
Don’t you just love those “SURPRISE YOU GET TO GO INTO WORK TONIGHT’ shifts that you can’t say no to?

(Source: shitshilarious, via thrillionaire)