The other day I saw a nursing student use one of those fecal occult blood test developer things as a paperweight to hold down part of their hamburger wrapper while they were eating it
Needless to saw I involuntarily gagged and ran for the nearest bed pan
Oops! I just noticed this in my inbox. I would reply privately but, as I’ve recently been made aware that would link to me personal tumblr, I’ll have to do a public response.
Since I’m not a nurse I might not have the best response but hopefully some of my followers can help you out.
If I’m not mistaken, the ER I work at actually has a few LPN/LVNs on staff that work in the ER while they’re going through the process of obtaining their RN. I don’t know if any ERs in your area do that, but it might be a good option. Once you get your RN I’m sure you could also find an ER nursing job (I’m not sure if there’s required experience in other nursing areas to get an ER nursing job though).
Any of my followers have a better answer than I do?
I have a wonderful story of a
Patients mother accidentally playing porn on her phone during a patient exam….
Just bumped into the nocturnist/hospitalist at chipoltle.
I didn’t know they existed outside the hospital.
Doing another 18 hour shift
I’m going to try positive thinking
There will not be a code
There will not be any trauma
There will not be any sepsis
There will only be coughs, colds, and sore throats
Uh did I just projectile vomit?
I can’t decide on the distance required for it to fit under the criteria of “projectile vomiting”
ERmedicine is sick, y’all
and let’s just say it ain’t pretty
MC
(via wayfaringmd)
rawrmonstah replied to your post: I haven’t been following you very long, but I had no idea you’re a girl. And then you started talking about clothes. -_-
You can use the GenderAnalyzer to analyze if a blog is written by a man or a woman. The good news is they are 85% sure you are a woman. genderanalyzer.com
This is awesome. Here’s some results from the gender analyzer:
You win the Girl-bro award, friend.
Looks like it doesn’t quite have all the kinks worked out yet.
Welllll I am a very sassy guy in real life so I suppose this is okay.
(Cranquis and I need to go shopping for some new outfits)
” The happenings and stories of a certified Black Cloud working in an Emergency Room somewhere in Texas”
I think that will work
And on top of that post below, while I do post some crazy/funny/interesting stories
for every interesting patient there are about 40 routine and normal ER visits
(well if you add in the black cloud factor maybe 30 but still)
“lactic dehyfrogenase was negative”
Oh really I didn’t know we could test for that.
another spelling error
And I found out the the Hospital is doing this medical aide trip to Haiti in Augst
I soooo wish I could go
uh so apparently when I answer questions on here privately it links to my personal blog?
Definitely didn’t know that
